Spiritual, Not Delusional Hoodie

Enter the “Spiritual, Not Delusional” hoodie — soft, snuggly, and serving just the right amount of sass. Whether you're meditating, manifesting, or minding your own magical business, this is your wearable mic drop for anyone who doesn’t get it.

Made with a cozy cotton-poly blend, this hoodie is built for cooler nights, deep convos, and unapologetic self-expression. It’s got the comfort of your favourite blanket with the vibe of “don’t underestimate me.”

Features:

50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40/60)

Warm and durable with a soft-as-clouds finish

Reduced pilling so it stays fresh after every wash

Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (because details matter)

Pouch pocket for snacks, crystals, or whatever fuels your vibe

Rib-knit cuffs + waistband with spandex for the perfect fit

No annoying middle crease (thank you, quarter-turn!)

Heads up: the White shade may lean more “moon milk” than pure white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!